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How KG = MVP
I don't know how captainhandsome expects me to rant about this, because KG DOES = MVP. Anybody who can carry a whole shit load of people on his back through the mean streets of what is presumably Minneapolis deserves the title of MVP. But deep in my heart, deeeep deeeeeeeeeeeeeep in the cockles of my heart is this little stab of jealousy because my boy, my Bibby, my Mike Bibby, father of ten thousand of my imaginary babies, doesn't even get a nod. He ever got looked over for the All star game. KG doesn't even hold a tiny little corner of my heart. It's all for Bibby. And my boy doesn't get recognized. Fuck THAT.

If you were a super-hero crime fighter, what would your super-powers would be.
I feel like I should have a Five for Fighting or Matchbox Twenty song playing in the background, but yeah. I'm not a superhero. If I WERE a superhero crime fighter extrodinair what WOULD my super power be? Honestly, it would be to completely destroy idiotic people JUST BY THE POWER OF MY BRAIN. None of this namby-pamby faster than a speeding bullet or bitten by a radioactive bug or my dna got twisted up into gnarly little strands of superness. Fuck that. I would just destroy people who were being encredibly dumb. But I guess that wouldn't really make me a super-hero, more like a super-villian. But hey - villains have more fun in the end. Plus they usually end up in the ultra cool insane asylum.

Whether you expect to camp out overnight to buy Klosterman's new book.
KLOSTERMAN HAS A NEW BOOK OUT AND I WASN'T INFORMED OF THIS?!?!?! FUCK THAT!!! Wait...I guess I was just informed...hm. In general, I don't believe in camping out for stuff unless it's in the wilderness. So if I can find a bookstore that's in the middle of nowhere in which I'll need a tent, bug spray, hunting knife, and a pocket fisherman, I'm going to say no.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I miss my Meggers! My work inbox is sad and lonely without the emails.

Yay for the Rant Meme, though!!
hee - I was just thinking about the earlier today! Abby and Carolyn are sad now too that I don't flood their inboxes with my desperate cries for attention :)
>I would just destroy people who were being encredibly dumb.

Oh, the erony.

>KLOSTERMAN HAS A NEW BOOK OUT AND I WASN'T INFORMED OF THIS?!?!?!

It was in my blog today. It's called "Killing Yourself to Live" and it's an expansion of an article Klosterman originally wrote for Spin about visiting famous death locations like where Skynard's plane went down or the Minneapolis apartment where Bob Stinson died.
Oh, the erony
I shall call you PedantMan, and you shall strike down bad spellers with your mighty dictionary of justice.

eval dooer: No no! Please, PedantMan! Don't destroy me for little trivial matters such as spelling! For the love of god NO!!!!

PedantMan: Fie! Unless you can learn proper spelling and correct grammar I shall bring my wrath upon you! Besides - all the ladies love a man who can rub their shortcomings in their faces.

eval dooer: nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

PedantMan: *smacksmacksmack with the mighty dictionary of justice*

>eval dooer

Hee hee hee.

I only make fun because there is a spell-check program. I don't mean to offend and I apologize if I do. I send to you happy thoughts of Mike Bibby winning the Triple Crown for the Oakland As.
I send to you happy thoughts of Mike Bibby winning the Triple Crown for the Oakland As

Thoughts of Mike Bibby wearing a saddle and bridle are now running rampant through my head.

Yes. I shall have good dreams tonight.
Batting Average, Runs Batted In and The Preakness
that's not nearly as cool as me riding Bibby down the track. Sorry. Current fantasy still in play.
(Obligatory Fantasy Basketball Team Joke)

Aaaand scene.

Rant on who your "fantasy" basketball team would be.
please - the game is fantasy enough for me. A bunch of very tall men groping each other for 2 hours while I watch. Why do you THINK I enjoy the game so much? The stratagy? The fine displays of athetics and teamwork? HAH!
I don't believe in camping out for stuff unless it's in the wilderness

I don't believe in the wilderness.
I don't believe in the wilderness.

Great - now you've just killed the wilderness.