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Check out the gutulence on this kid!
Still tryptophanning Martyn S.?
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens
Oh my, do I have a soft spot for Full Moon films. SubSpecies Blood Dolls and The Dead Hate The Living are my favourites, but I don’t think i could ever bring myself to own any of Charles Band’s other films, this one included. Yes, they’re purposely comedy-horror, but most of them are so bad, they’re for watching once and mocking for the rest of your life.
Originally this was meant to be a Stuart Gordon film, but there were issues between him and Band so he was replaced as director by one of the scriptwriters. The film actually boasrs a pretty good horror movie cast. Ashley Lawrence, Jeffery Combs, and Paul Mantee are just some of the cast that help to make the film fun.
For a B-Movie film, this isn’t too bad. It’s definitely got a higher budget than most Full Movie films, and for a movie where 85% of the action takes place on the same backdrop of a creepy church, things manage to move nicely.
This film is based on a serial by H.P. Lovecraft and by based I mean, it is very very loosely related to the original story. Lovecraft purists should stay the hell away from this just for that reason. The original story is about a young man learning that his isolationist family has devolved into monkey-men over the years. Here, the monkey-men are replaced by ghouls that live under a church and graveyard and eat people. There’s also the MacGuffin of a dead body stuffed with hundred dollar bills bring the main character and a triad of bad guys to the graveyard (seperately of course) in addition to ghoul hunters who are there because one of that crew had their sister eaten by one.
What follows is entertaining crap and pretty good ghoul costumes for an early 90’s B-movie. Is it a good movie? God no. It’s a FULL MOON MOVIE. You either love Charles Band for making awful crap or you utterly hate the guy. There’s not much room for leeway there.
As Full Moon movies go, this is one of the better ones. It’s not a good movie by any means, but if you’re a fan of cheesy low budget horror, there’s a lot worse out there than this one.
Is It Worth Keeping? No.
Rating: 4/10
16:54 How hard is it to make freakin' house keys!? Went to 5 places just to find the right blanks & the copies don't even work now. Dammit. #
17:15 @bstiteler No, I live in St. Paul and have been trying spots around here. #
20:36 Klingons on the starboard bow! #klingonxmas #
20:38 qeyIIs Present is about to give SQuja' a smackdown! #klingonxmas #
21:25 twitpic.com/r98uq - Bird of Prey cake on stage! #klingonxmas #
21:36 twitpic.com/r9als - The bloody innards of the Bird of Prey cake. #klingonxmas #
22:30 twitpic.com/r9iq0 - I think I've got enough Vanilla Coke to last me for a while. #
22:42 woo-hoo! I won Powerball! I am now $14 richer ($11 after the cost of the tickets.) #
22:44 My neighborhood Ace Hardware comes in for the win. They made my keys & they work perfectly. #
23:41 @Bekette I got some green girl action too! twitpic.com/r9scs #
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I was a bit hesitant to ever see this as the militant Wonder Woman fans I know wish everyone involved in this production a slow and painful death. However, a friend of mine suggested I see it after watching Green Lantern: First Flight, so I decided to Netflix it. I’m glad I did, as the film isn’t worth being in my permanent collection, but holy shit if it wasn’t funny.
The movie follows the plot of the Silver Age Wonder Woman where Steve Trevor crash lands by accident on Paradise Island which is populated only by women. Not just any women either, but Amazons, power warrior-queens devoted to the Greek Gods. Here he meets Diana who is intrigued by the thought of other lands, even if they are populated by men, so she decides to compete in the Amazon games under a mask to earn the right to accompany Steve back to Man’s World. There’s also the plot about Ares escaping his prison in Paradise Island and trying to destroy the world with the help of undead amazons.
Truthfully the overall story isn’t that great. It’s a pretty generic Wonder Woman story that is highlighted by the equivalent of Porky’s references. A great example is when Steve Trevor is ensared in the lasso of truth by Hippolyta (Wonder Woman’s mom) and asked to say what he is thinking he says, “Your daughter has a great rack.” It’s things like that that make the movie enjoyable, but it’s also obvious why the Womynists hate this movie so much. The voice acting isn’t very good either. Everyone is pretty wooden and Artemis, is obviously voiced by a black woman even though she’s a pale skined redhead. That kind of ruins things a bit.
As a rental, this was fun but there’s no way I’d buy this. There’s a lot of death, which is a bit offputting and the end of the movie is pretty insipid, but for a one-shot it was an amusing waste of an hour.
Is It Worth Keeping? No, but it was worth watching
Rating: 5.5/10
As we celebrate the season of gluttony, Winston decides to dispense with the silverware and push his face straight into his Thanksgiving feast. Don’t tell me you haven’t considered doing this yourself at least once.
We give thanks to Rich over at FourFour!
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Winston!
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“I leave you alone for the day, and just look at this mess! The toilet paper’s shredded, there’s trash all over the floor, a team of squirrels is running a telemarketing call center from the guest bedroom, and a man outside wants to know where to install my weapons-grade uranium centrifuge!”

Did you order these 24 pizzas, Emily D.?
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pups