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Here at omni we do background checks on our consultants depending on where they are going. Wells Fargo needs county check, St. Paul Travelers need County, State, and Federal. It's an annoying hassle of faxing back and forth but it's what we have to do.

Today we had a meeting with Verified Credentials, the company that does the background checks for us. The lady who met with us talked about how we can do them on line and everything would be much better.

Then she gave us key chains.

Little handcuff key chains.

Little handcuff key chains that ACTUALLY WORK.

I am totally cuffing my finger to the chair today.
 
 
 
 
 
 
handcuff keychains? What kind of business are they in?
Criminal background checks :-D
i mean, what kind of business are they *really* in? *wink wink*
hahhahahah

Well, she was dressed in black leather and held a whip....so I assume criminal background checks :-P
I am totally cuffing my finger to the chair today.
And not leaving until you get a raise!
They'll have to cut my finger off!!

And then I can sue them.

MONEY FOR ME! YAY!
You know, I can get you some faux fur lined handcuffs if you really want some. ;)

--Tiff
hahha I already have a pair :-P