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xuincherguixe wants me to rant about kittens.

I give up - I really do. I just fucking hate kittens. Why? Because they are so damn cute. With their cute little paws, their cute little eyes, their little milk teeth and their plantive meows, so helpless! But...they're not!! They aren't helpless AT ALL. Those things will eat your soul if you let them. They will poop all over and, if you're not careful, they will TOTALLY clog up your drains. You know how you drop earrings and whatnot down the sink? Yeah, kittens do that too. Slippery little fucking devils. I hate them. However - they are tasty in meat pies. Mmmm....delicious kitten. It's like veal in a way.
k i t t e n. got milk?