September 25th, 2003

Dr. Bunny

Will you sleep with me in the name of mathmatics?

First off, happy birthday to Chris and Sarah, also known as Lemur and Lady A. These guys (who don't read my journal anyway) have been my friends since freshman year. We've all been through a lot, and yet somehow remain friends. Yeah, crazy I know, but true! We all have had some crazy adventures, so this is a shout out to two of my bestest buddies. GO TEAM LEMUR! GO TEAM LADY A!

I called them both today. Sarah was out, but Chris called me back. It was a hella weird conversation, but then, all of our conversations are weird. Chris and I have been friends for over four years. When I told Timmy that, he asked how many times we've screwed. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! It's not that Chris is unactractive, I just have no desire at all to date him or do anything physical with him. He's so much like a brother to me, it's scary (in fact, during stressful times at school I used to call him Erik by mistake). I feel kinda bad for him, so many girls at school now think of him as a brother. It's not that he's looking for a girl, but I think some would be reluctant to do anything because he's....well...he's Chris! He's Lemur! So yeah, the title of my post comes from the conversation. He also came VERY close to talking me into driving to GreenBay tonight.

In other news, I'm sloughing cats and dogs and I absolutely hate it.

Also, some spam list has gotten its greedy little paws on my old SNC email addy and I am being forwarded tons of useless email every five minutes. Fuck the bastards.

Oh yes, and boys are stupid, throw rocks at them. Especially boys who never answer emails or drop you a note to let you know that things are going alright, or not alright. Or if there IS something wrong they won't tell you, and maybe nothing's wrong and you're just being a paranoid psycho female. And of course, there's no way to address the issue because you will sound like an ever more psychotic paranoid female and everything will be bad, even though all you want to know is if they are doing alright. Of course, sometimes guys are just really bad at writing emails and staying in touch because if you're there, it's all good, but if you're not there, it's like you don't matter.

Of course, this is all just a hypothetical situation.

Yup. All hypothetical.