February 12th, 2006

Dr. Bunny

Highlights from my dream last night

1) I was a biology TA at SNC but hadn't made my syllabus for class. My students were all freshman who had never taken a biology class before. The class room looked like my 9th grade bio room. When I dream of SNC, most of the classes take place in a very odd version of Boyle Hall.

2) While sitting in front of Mad/Lor, a crazy driver completely ran over a bum sitting on the side of the road. Like, the bum somehow got up under the tires and everything. They had a Maryland license plate so I wrote it down as they picked up the body and threw it into a dumpster behind PAC. Then the driver saw me and came at me with a tire iron. The driver was Sayid from lost. I tried to call 911 but every time I tried to dial, I dialed the wrong number.

3) After I escaped, I found a chicken running around out side of 3M. I followed it back into a forest behind the building (which is odd because the only thing back there is a river) where I found a whole chicken colony. They were being bred by Oliver Stone who lived in a cardboard box. He was their chicken God.