That is quickly followed by an "oh shiiiiiit........."

The AMEN! comes from the fact that my condo will FINALLY be rented out! A huge financial burden has been lifted from my shoulders. I nearly danced all day.

The "oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit...." comes from the fact that New College might lose its accreditation. I am glad that I managed NOT to look at the front page of the newspaper I bought today until Kevin showed it to me when I came home.

Oh sure, I joked that I was spending more money to be more useless BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

Now if you excuse me, I think I'm going to gouge my eyes out now.