-- I sliced off the tip of my right ring finger using a mandolin on Sunday, continuing the theory that I should never be in the kitchen.

-- you can customize your own romance novel and have it printed for $40. It's absolutely hilarious.

-- I missed Heros last night, but that's why we have hulu

-- Christopher Moore is just plain wonderful. Go read his work.

-- I am attempting to clean the house up a bit. Kind of hard when you can really only use one hand.

-- I need to go on a bike ride today.

-- It's autumn. Now starts the season of massive consumption of food (just kidding).