Locke: Offer me money.
Locke's Dad: Yes.
Locke: Power too. Promise me that.
Locke's Dad: All that I have and more. Please...
Locke: Offer me everything I ask for.
Locke's Dad: Any thing you want.
Locke: I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I'm torn between using Locke's Dad, or the crazy girl from the group therapy.
Princess Bride + Lost = love