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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I turned lytledebbi in for spitting (3 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I bought porn for captainhandsome (10 points). In May I broke hentai69's X-Box (-12 points). In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
fantom07

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Dude! Now he knows! And now I have to take back his B-day present. *sigh*
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no no no - see, that's what I got him LAST birthday.

And besides, what boy wouldn't want MORE porn?

girl: Well, I was going to get your porn for your birthday...
boy: PORN?!?!?!?
girl: But I see you already got porn LAST YEAR
boy: PORN!!!!
girl: I mean, I don't want to get you something you already have.
boy: Porn's like sweaters or socks, the ultimate fall back gift! GIMME POOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!
I think I'd have to get Lesbian porn, just in case of Eye-Slippage!
I didn't realize you could earn "Good"/"Santa" points for buying a friend Porn. -Hmmmmm
Birthday
Stupid work-link blocking.
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Dood, I got points for buying porn, too. I love mine...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dursula (-5000 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I bought porn for starmonkee (10 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4748 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
iideliishii

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