January 1st, 2005
Song: Auld Lang Sine – Traditional
Happy New Years my fuzzy kitty butt. The Girl had strangers over last night. Loud strangers who played games and told stories. Strangers are not allowed to pet me unless I let them. Sulked in the bedroom.
February 21st, 2005
Song: How To Fight Loneliness – Wilco
She left me. She left me alone for a full solid week and she comes back expecting love or something like that. Love? SHE WAS GONE AND STRANGERS CAME TO FEED ME AND IT’S NOT THE SAME! I will now poop on her floor for the next week. This will teach her.
March 18th, 2005
Song: Thank You For The Venom – My Chemical Romance
The Girl got a new cat. A New. Cat. Kitten, to be exact. A tiny ball of pure terror that is going to mess everything up. I….I don’t know what I’m going to do. If I had opposable thumbs I would lock myself in my bedroom and write songs that fully expressed the wide range of angst that I am feeling at this moment.
August 14th, 2005
Mood: wiped out
Song: Ooh La La – The Ditty Bops
Once again, massive amounts of strangers were here. Something about a house warming party. This time, they stayed the night and there were all these strangers and they all wanted to touch me and they wouldn’t let me BE! They were EVERYWHERE! The tiny ball of terror hid in the kitchen under the stove, but alas, my impressive bulk made it a bit hard to squeeze under there. I suffered the indignities with grace and poise.
I think I’ll pee on her bed tonight.
November 24th, 2005
Song: Cram It Up The Turkey – Traditional
The ball of terror and I have started a band. We can’t play any instruments, and we have no actual training, but that hasn’t stopped many artists these days. We sang our first song today and the Girl and her friend gave us Turkey in the hopes it would shut us up.
It put us to sleep.
But our band – “Melencholy Melodious Caterwauling” will not be silenced!
December 15th, 2005
Song: Good King Wenceslaus – Traditional
Her bags are packed….we fear a vacation. But Peace on Earth, Good Will To Cats.
Sasah and the ball of terror (aka Molly)