In this hour:
We learn the plight of Nigerians.
It kind of sucks to be catholic on this show.
After this episode, half of the audience runs over screen caps of Mr. Eko's jesus stick and scours their bible for the references. The other half scours the net. Priests are woken up in the middle of the night asked what the importance of Timothy is.
Charlie seriously needs to shut the fuck up. I love him because I love hobbits. I have a hobbit habit, okay? But seriously. Charlie standing on the beach singing The Kinks to the fish. Charlie always going "hey hey hey, what's this? Huh? What's going on? Can I come? Please?" Charlie is the ultimate five year old little brother. It's sweet yet horribly annoying in a away. And WHAT the FUCK is he planning to do with all the heroin? Personally - I think he's trying to set up his own little army of virgin Marys to defeat the others.
Also - what have we been scared of for the past year? A GIANT CLOUD OF POORLY CGI'd BLACK SMOKE. SCREW YOU ABRAMS.
Either way: Old 'n Busted = Locke. New Hawtness = Eko. That's MISTER Eko to you.
And this? THIS is his JESUS stick!
(someone find me a picture of his Jesus stick, okay?)