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- Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
- I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
- You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
- You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
- When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

from zeppelin54:
1) How's Minnesota?
Minnesota is good. Minnesota is Wisconsin's older, more mature sibling. Whereas Wisconsin is still in that "OMG LET'S GET DRUNK!!!" small town under aged drunk mentality, Minnesota says "wait - let's have someone else buy our booze for us." But really - I do like Minnesota, and the Twin Cities have been very kind to me.

2) What are you working on these days? Include job, any book writing or reading, and anything else that you think might be relevant.
Job: I rent dumpsters for the greater twin city, denver, and cleveland area. It's not challenging, but in a way it is rewarding. We have the best customer service in our field. My manager appreciates me. I have good coworkers.
Writing: Been working on short vinettes - drabbles almost. Practicing getting my wordiness down and energy up. Slowly, things are starting to coagulate. Something about what it means to be 20 years old in America, and what it is to be an American when you're 20.
Reading: "A Scanner Darkly" is on the top of my reading list and I am enjoy it so far. I feel like a johnny-come-lately because the only reason I picked it up was becase I saw the trailer for it in the theaters. Everybody else has seemed to have read it long before me.

3) How is Neil Gaiman?
Well, from the dinner that I had with him and 10 other people, and from the signing I went to in December - he seems well. He's a very very nice man who likes to talk and likes people. He's terribly polite and sweet and yes - I STILL want to jump his bones.

4) Justify fandoms.
What's there to justify? Fandoms exist because people really really really like said book/movie/anime/card game/tentacle porn. What I can't justify, however, are the crazy folk who make fandoms THEIR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES. Because honestly - fandoms are fucking funny. People take shit too seriously at times.

5) If John and Jane really did climb the hill to get a bucket of water, then what is the writer leaving out? What is the significance of the bucket and the well in the nursery rhyme? If the Big Bad Wolf was to enter the story, what would he represent? Finally, synthesize the significance(s) explained above into a well written, two paragraph essay on the synthesis of international relations currently, and as compared to how they were in the Korean War period, and tell us what the future will be if we continue down this track. You have 50 minutes.
a. It's Jack and Jill who went up the hill. It symbolizes the plight of child labor upon our economy. It's all there in subtext. No - really - it is.
b. Big Bad Wolf = tabacco company. Duh.
c. I summerize my paragraph in one sentace: Should we continue down the path that we are currently on, the world will end
not with a bang
not with a bang
not with a bang
But with the question of "gee - I wonder if that burns!!!"
OooooH! OOooooH!

Interview me!
1) If time and money were no object, what would your dream job be?

2) Desert Island question: What book, movie, person, and unlimited supply of 1 single food item would you want if you found yourself stranded?

3) God and the devil decided to have a little bet to wile away eternity, but need a human judge because they both cheat. You get to pick the challenge and decide the winner. What is the challenge and who wins?

4) Let's say reincarnation is a fact - not a theory. Let's also say that everybody was either a pirate, a ninja, an astronaut, or a tribal warrior in their previous life. Given these facts - what do you believe your past life to have been? Explain your answer.

5) Is there where you thought you would be when you were a kid? If not - where did you think you would be? Also - is this place better or worse, or just mearly different than what you hoped?
No state drinks more beer than WI, fear our beer belly!

Interview me ... be gentle.
1) How did you decide you wanted to major in math, and originally - what did you want to do with that major?

2) If you were to produce a live action Homestar Runner using only your friends as actors - who would play who?

3) What is your biggest pet peeve?

4) Zombies invade the city. You and your band of survivors attempt to make a go of it. One by one your friends get picked off until it's only you left alive. You alone are now surrounded by zombies. Do you:
a. Fight
b. Kill yourself
c. Allow yourself to be turned into a zombie.

5) Is Goji Juice REALLY age stopping?
Interview ME! :)
1) What is your best memory from SNC?

2) If you could fight 1 historical person, in which they would be armed with two fighting squids and you would have a pack of weasles, who would you fight?

3) GIven the option - which famous person (living or dead) would you love to bear their child?

4) Strangest place you've had sex?

5) If you could live ANYWHERE in the world, where would it be?
yay! interview me! :-D
1) The revolution came and you have been crowed queen of the world. What are your first five changes to the rules?

2) Aliens came to earth and sought you - YES YOU - out to tell them the one most important thing known as truth on the Earth. What truth do you tell them?

3) Jesus, Buddah, and Kali are in a three way mud wrestling match. Who do you put your money on and why?

4) If you could change 1 thing in your life and know that it would turn out for the better instead of one of those crazy monkey paw wish scandals, what would you change?

5) Where do you see yourself in five years?
Ahhh, I'm tempted to break out the age old joke of...

Do me! Do me!

And so I will.
1) What is the most annoying thing about planning a wedding?

2) Conversly - what is the coolest thing about planning a wedding?

3) Given an infinte ammount of monkeys, time, and type writers - what would you prefer they attempt to randomly type out, other than Shakespeare?

4) Ash vs. Captain Tight Pants: who wins and idealy, what kind of fight would it be?

5) What's cooler? Zombies or aliens?
Entrevístese me
Dude - I already did *points to first comment*
Yo. Hit me up.
1) You know - I haven't heard you tell many good Whitman stories. What is your absolute favorite story from your four years at college?

2) Compare/Contrast the USA to Japan - if you could combine the best features of both countries, what would they be?

3) Should you choose to have children, would you raise them with the Jewish faith or choose not to?

4) What is your favorite CD of all time? YOu know - the one you listen to when the world seems like it's falling apart and you just want something that you know is comforting?

5) Obligatory girly question: Have you ever invisioned your wedding, and if so, what is it like?