So one would think that i would have learned something of my mishaps and be a little bit more careful in the kitchen, right? Especially since I'm not cooking any more food, right? WRONG.
A few minutes ago I decided to make my lunch: a chocolate shake mixed with raspberry soda water. It's a delicious treat and one that fills me quite well. So I pour the fizzy water into my magic bullet cup and add the shake powder. Now - I knew full well the water I was using was very carbonated and I knew I had to be careful. "Four spins," I thought, "would be just enough to mix it. I'll just be careful!"
I screwed on the cup and started to blend.
And now I have a chocolate shake covered kitchen.