I love having to explain this to people when they ask me why we have this rule.
"Are the lines going to move in those 4 days?"
"Yes. In the middle of the night when you sleep, little gnomes from the utilities come and move the lines. They also add new lines. In fact, if you stay up tonight you might even see them creeping along your lawn. They only way to stop them is to start digging. They have an inborn fear of shovels."
People keep telling me that my time here at Gopher State will provide me with lots of good story ideas. Right now it's just providing me with proof that the human race is populated with morons. I'm going to join in with Chris to destroy all stupid people then move to the moon base death star with Nick.