Megmander (fantom07) wrote,
Megmander
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Random IM conversations

him: jessica simpson is being considered for the next bond girl
me: aaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!!!!!
me: blech blech!
him: and in other news, johnnie depp bought an island
me: ooo
me: maybe it has a lot of rum on it
him: heh
me: and he and I could get stranded there
me: and drink the rum.
me: and he'd put the moves on me
him: with his wife and kids
me: then pass out
me: and I'd burn the rum
me: and his wife and kids
him: heh
him: but why is my family gone?
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